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My Horoscope from The Onion

My Horoscope from The Onion

Perhaps not the most uplifting horoscope possible, but my horoscope from TheOnion.COM was funny: Libra: You won’t be hit by a bus this week, exactly. Circumstances will unfold so that you’re traveling at almost 100 miles an hour when you strike a stationary bus.

HAPPY MOUTH — September 2005

HAPPY MOUTH — September 2005

Wendy’s pick for this month’s HAPPY MOUTH outing was Vinoklet Winery in Colerain Township on the outskirts of Cincinnati. This winery cultivates five different grapes which it uses to make 6 different wines. When you arrive at the Winery, you get a tasting of all…

Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole

Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole

MANCHESTER, NH

An appetizer of radish canapés with salmon mousse served at local French restaurant La Maison de Vin was torn a new asshole this week, according to Concord Monitor food critic Bernard Haberle, who reviewed the establishment in his “Good Eating” column.

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Bob (Gilligan) Denver Dies

Bob (Gilligan) Denver Dies

Bob Denver was attending college at Loyola-Marymount University, in Los Angeles, when he got into acting. At first, Denver wasn’t sure he wanted to be an actor, but gradually gave in, deciding that’s what he was going to do for a career. Before he became…

Some Tips on Using This System

Some Tips on Using This System

I want to take an opportunity to point out a few things that you might not notice immediately when using this site. Click the title of this article (“Some Tips on Using This System“) to read the full article.

PUERTO RICO: Wednesday, August 3, 2005

PUERTO RICO: Wednesday, August 3, 2005

Wednesday morning was the same breakfast, only this time with the addition of buttered bread and (unexplicably) french fries. We were joined at breakfast by Klaus (a German drummer) and Laura (a clown — no really!). They were diving with us this morning. The rest of the divers arrived, and it was the largest group we had all week… Angel, Victor (divemaster), Robby, Kim (Robby’s cool friend), Klaus, Laura, and Emil along with Wendy & Drew.

 

 

We boarded the boat and headed out to “Efra’s Wall”, where a section has fallen in to leave a large crevasse to swim around and through. The dive was nothing tremendous (especially compared to the previous day’s dives) and Victor was generally too far ahead of the rest of the group.

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PUERTO RICO: Tuesday, August 2, 2005

PUERTO RICO: Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Tuesday morning dawned bright and clear. Wendy & Drew were down at the patio for their standard breakfast — waffles & pancakes. This time, the meal included a piece of plain bread, unbuttered. We boarded the dive boat, delighted to discover that it was just…