My Horoscope from The Onion

Perhaps not the most uplifting horoscope possible, but my horoscope from TheOnion.COM was funny:

Libra: You won’t be hit by a bus this week, exactly. Circumstances will unfold so that you’re traveling at almost 100 miles an hour when you strike a stationary bus.

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