PUERTO RICO: Wednesday, August 3, 2005

PUERTO RICO: Wednesday, August 3, 2005

Wednesday morning was the same breakfast, only this time with the addition of buttered bread and (unexplicably) french fries. We were joined at breakfast by Klaus (a German drummer) and Laura (a clown — no really!). They were diving with us this morning. The rest…

Some Tips on Using This System

Some Tips on Using This System

I want to take an opportunity to point out a few things that you might not notice immediately when using this site. Click the title of this article (“Some Tips on Using This System“) to read the full article.

Bob (Gilligan) Denver Dies

Bob (Gilligan) Denver Dies

Bob Denver was attending college at Loyola-Marymount University, in Los Angeles, when he got into acting. At first, Denver wasn’t sure he wanted to be an actor, but gradually gave in, deciding that’s what he was going to do for a career. Before he became…

Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole

Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole

An appetizer of radish canapés with salmon mousse served at local French restaurant La Maison de Vin was torn a new asshole this week, according to Concord Monitor food critic Bernard Haberle, who reviewed the establishment in his “Good Eating” column.

HAPPY MOUTH — September 2005

HAPPY MOUTH — September 2005

Wendy’s pick for this month’s HAPPY MOUTH outing was Vinoklet Winery in Colerain Township on the outskirts of Cincinnati. This winery cultivates five different grapes which it uses to make 6 different wines. When you arrive at the Winery, you get a tasting of all…

My Horoscope from The Onion

My Horoscope from The Onion

Perhaps not the most uplifting horoscope possible, but my horoscope from TheOnion.COM was funny: Libra: You won’t be hit by a bus this week, exactly. Circumstances will unfold so that you’re traveling at almost 100 miles an hour when you strike a stationary bus.

Is it THAT complicated?!

Is it THAT complicated?!

Who knew that using a doorstop would be a multi-step process? With illustrations?! Click the picture for a larger view in a new window.