Author: Drew

LANGLEY: JESUS Roasting on an Open Fire!

LANGLEY: JESUS Roasting on an Open Fire!

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Your defiant attitude has forced our hand, Mr. Langley. You’ve given us no choice but to escalate this issue since you apparently do not believe that we’re serious about…

LANGLEY: Jingle Bells… All the Way to HELL!

LANGLEY: Jingle Bells… All the Way to HELL!

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Mr. Langley…We’ve come to understand that it’s possible that you haven’t yet seen our demands. Due to an unfortunate series of technological gaffs, we realize that our demands may…

Show Your Support: SAVE JESUS!

Show Your Support: SAVE JESUS!

"Aghast". "Scared". "Wretched". "Pissed off". "A little hungry."

These are all terms that came to my mind when I learned that this very website was the unwilling host for this tragic kidnapping.

Despite my best efforts, it appears that the kidnappers can access this site and post their bizarre stories here.

Please know that all of us at DrewVogel.COM are absolutely heartbroken to hear about the kidnapping, and hope that Mr. Langley will comply with the demands of the evil kidnappers as soon as possible to ensure a safe return of the child.





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LANGLEY: Santa Clause is Coming to Town… TO KILL LITTLE BABY JESUS!

LANGLEY: Santa Clause is Coming to Town… TO KILL LITTLE BABY JESUS!

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. We think we’ve got the technical details mostly worked out (a friend lent us his PC), and are ready to once again launch our "REIGN OF TERROR" once Roger…

LANGLEY: Our shame.

LANGLEY: Our shame.

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Click Read more…, below, for more information. You cannot imagine how bad these last 24 or so hours have been. Roger got mad when we told him we didn't…

HAPPY MOUTH — December 2002

HAPPY MOUTH — December 2002

Review by Ed Sauerbrunn, ESauers@Mailcity.com

Once again the motley crew so designated as “Happy Mouth” ventured to the local establishment known to many as Zips.

A few of us Happy Mouthers tiring of trolling around the brash, trendy and expensive “It” restaurants (which alone is a juxtapostion here in Cincinnati), venture off to visit a true tavern. It was time for the group to leave the cork and bottle on the pedestal and step down to enjoy the true sense of fine dining.

A favorite to an Eastsider, Zips is a life experience at the local establishment. A tavern that has stood the test of time. Entering this place the ambiance is as if you have been greeted with the warmth of an old friend. Zip’s is a haunt to the college person on break searching for a glass of beer and old high school friends. Generations have passed through this tavern. Saturdays are filled with Hyde Park families looking for a cheap eat to feed their kids and the chance to be seen. At night, the college-bound bring their dates for a cheap eat.

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LANGLEY: End of the road…

LANGLEY: End of the road…

On Saturday, December 14, 2002, there was a tearful reunion as Mr. Langley was finally reunited with lil'baby Jesus. Jesus was returned to Mr. Langley in the middle of a piece of a King Cake. The little prince is home, and is reportedly doing well.…