Moronicle, by Tucker Latham

Friend of mine in Texas told me about his morning:

“There was frost on my windshield and I figured, "well, it’s not 20 below, so if I use hot water it won’t freeze."  Went to the Ozarka water dispenser, got about a cup or two of hot water, went to my truck, turned on the wipers and poured.

Now, I had the sense to wait until the wiper was down to pour the water – I didn’t have the sense to intuit what would happen when the wiper went up, so it launched the still-hot water directly into my face / chest.”

Thanks for a good laugh to start my day, Tucker!

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