Quote of the Day
“I write down everyting I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spent the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.” — Beryl Pfizer
Runs with knives!
“I write down everyting I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spent the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.” — Beryl Pfizer
Books to the ceiling, Books to the sky, My pile of books is a mile high. How I love them! How I need them! I’ll have a long beard by the time I read them. — Arnold Lobel
“It was a nice party. Nobody cried. Nobody threw up.” — James Beard
An interesting review of a party! Apparently, this was one of Beard’s standard reviews of parties, and was quoted by M.F.K. Fisher as a measure of success in her newly-discovered TABLE BOOK, as described in this article on Gourmet.COM.
“Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination.” — Albert Einstein
This resounded with me today… “Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.” — Evan Esar
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
— Unknown author
Not one but two great quotes for today… “You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.” — Sydney Smith (this reminds me of something I’ve been saying for years: “I am…