KIDNAPPED — A Christmas Prank

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Click Read more…, below, for more information. Click the image for a larger view.

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Click Read more…, below, for more information. Do not trifle with us, Mr. Langley. We are serious. Quite serious. Click the image for a larger view.

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Click Read more…, below, for more information. Mr. Langley! Your sloth is unacceptable. You are endangering your child. Click the image for a larger view.

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Mr. Langley, details of our demands have been sent to you several times now, and still you have done nothing? You have failed to enact even one of our…

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Your defiant attitude has forced our hand, Mr. Langley. You’ve given us no choice but to escalate this issue since you apparently do not believe that we’re serious about…

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Mr. Langley…We’ve come to understand that it’s possible that you haven’t yet seen our demands. Due to an unfortunate series of technological gaffs, we realize that our demands may…

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. We think we’ve got the technical details mostly worked out (a friend lent us his PC), and are ready to once again launch our "REIGN OF TERROR" once Roger…