The List of Good Band Names

There are lots of names that would be great for bands… Let’s make a list of them here. Submit a Comment with any you’d like to see added! Continuously updated. Thanks Jay and others for helping with this list!

Unknown PayPal Donation Snafu (thanks, Beth!)

The Looming Apocalypse of Climate Change


Cosmic Nomads (thanks, Eoin Colfer!)

Handsome Badass (thanks, Linford!)

Fat Presidents

Peasants with Pitchforks

Nose Hair Mustache

Bits of Moliere (credit to Ted and a bottle of Newcastle)

Pedantic Venacular

Double Entendre Snack Food (AKA Salty Nut Log and the Double Creme Betweens)

Pernicious Nonsense

Soulless Hellhole

Boggart Dementor

Chocolate from Heathens

Gabriel and the Almighty Slap

Extruded Plastic Dingus

Tender Nipple Buds

Dolphins of the Barnyard

Man Up, Nancy!

Emotional Clods

Locking Loins (and, the spin off “Banging Ass”)

Infested with Art Students

The PCs (Pretentious Cocks)

Obviously Derivative (a cover band, naturally)

Pre-Fab Chaos

God’s Comic

Little Burn-Faced Midget Boy and the EMTs

Corpse Dogs

Unkle Al and the Green Jeans

Man Mayo

Little Burn Face Midget Boy & The Shriners

Harmonious Breath

Cupid’s Firey Shaft

Meddling Monkey

Athenian Swain

Female Ivy

Mac Dang and the Ripple Creek Fairies

The Flung

Hillbillies on Crack

Morbid Obesity

Duke Mad Dog Thumper and the Jump City Big Beats

Trouble in the Treble Clef

Jesus Laughed

Wicked Lizard

Out of Sink

Suburban Voodoo

Benny and the C Notes

Tuneful Bucket

Free Beer

Alexander Graham Hell and his Infernal Telemarketers

Above Concern

Lost Noise

The Badass Fajitas

Växthus Potatis

Coitus Farm

The Hateful Oboes

The Expunged

Terminal Zone

Edgy McGee and the Randy Scott Gits

Zog and the Waxers

Mac Tarr and the Ass Vaulters

Walpurgis and the Bonfires

Sneaky Pete and the Glory Holes

Running into Walls

Morose Paul and the Gloomies

Spitting Teeth

Human Slaw

Vell Crow and the Rippers

Milton and the Swingliners

Vigorous Apathy

Total Eclipse of the Fun (a blues band)

Claire Ian and the Blau Punks

Dead in Czechoslovakia

Psychedelic Death Music

Luna E. Klips

Ad Nauseum

Chafing Fuel

Sterno and the Gas Guzzlers

Caulk Gun

Soul-Sucking Harpies

Proximity Orgasm

Climb, Stall & Plummet

Taxi to the Terminal Zone

The Coaster Frogs

C-LITS and the Hoodies (it’s a hip-hop thang)

Soundz Annoying

Erectile Disfunction

For A’breast

Irrational Temperment

Sex 4 Hire


Bert Bee and the Bikini Waxers

Iris and the Retinas

Crank and Pedal

Bob’s Your Uncle

We’re in Barney

The Butcher’s Hook

Stella and the Wonderful Two-Strokes

Mt. Fuji Rabbits

Baby Jane and the Sippy Cups

Al Bumen and the Yolksmen (an accustic folk group)

Al Bumen and the Eggciting Omelets (now a psychedelic acid-rock band)

Milton and the Red Swingliners

Gross Air

The Spontaneous Procrastinators

Amateur Fishhook

Snow Business (Like Snow Business I Know)

Tune in a Bucket

Truly Ponderous Poops

The Public Leaning Posts (The PLPs)

BJ and the Cunning Linguistics

Tongue-Tied in the Valley

Overheard on the Radio

The Ineligible Bachelors

The Confirmed Bachelors

The Young and the Very Well Rested

Intrascrotal Hematoma (thanks Ray!)

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