Recent Tidbits

“The next person who tells me Facebook/Twitter/LinkedIn/etc are professional tools is getting kicked in the teeth.”

TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT: “70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit. Tide Pen won’t clean this up.”

“Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

“A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward.” – Jean Paul Richter

“We are here on Earth to do good to others. I don’t know what the others are here for.” – W. H. Auden

“To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one’s voice.” – Ambrose Bierce

“Why do writers write? Because it’s not there.” – Thomas Berger

“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.” – Fran Lebowitz